Posted 10 hours ago

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

Posted 10 hours ago

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany)

Posted 10 hours ago

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

Posted 10 hours ago

justgo-up:

thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.

Posted 10 hours ago
  1. My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
Posted 17 hours ago

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

Posted 20 hours ago

bamalyosha:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

New ways to evolve.

(Source: theothermayor)

Posted 20 hours ago
aperturemurder:

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France. We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

aperturemurder:

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!


This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT