Posted 7 hours ago

http://bewbin.com/post/93201655701/mspbandj-hankgreensmoustache

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10…

(Source: darmani-remade)

Posted 7 hours ago

saintlukas:

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

This is what you get for dressing like a basic white boy

(Source: laureninlilly)

Posted 14 hours ago

bruinthecup:

a bOY WAS TRYING TO SEXT ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ON PAIN MEDS OMG HELP

**bad language b careful b4 reading**

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Posted 1 day ago

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks)

Posted 1 day ago

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

Posted 1 day ago

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

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jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

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why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

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(Source: ileyanc)

Posted 1 day ago

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse)